No one can stop us.

The return of me

2008-04-13T20:35:00.002+08:00

Oh. Lets welcome the return of K263. I dont know what to blog because there is nothing interesting to blog about. E-speed is back up. I managed to download Niktout RO in exactly 18 hours for a 1.26gb file. Thank goodness it was a success or else i gonna sulk for 81 hours. HAHA apakan.

Tomorrow is Izzudin's birthday. 1404 a day to remember. Maybe i will bring my laptop to school to gather up with other UIC bloggers and make a post just for him. Aww, how sweet-not. I just changed the layout. Did you notice? Lawa kan lawa kan? Awu lawa i know.

Till here then,
i will blog more next time.
I promised.
probably by 1 word more.

HAHAHA calie calie.
Kwang, your so calie.

Yours handsomely + funnily + calie-ly,

K263.Kwang

2008-04-06T22:51:00.004+08:00

2 short jokes..(pernah kali kamu dgr)

banyak-banyak taie..taie apa yg nda nampak?
first dlm kpala-->taie lalat..
salahh
jawapannya : taie kamu pijak

wawawawawa XD

banyak-banyak fruit..fruit apa yg tym muda ya penakut..udah tua barutah jadi berani?
buah kelapaa..
awuu tym ya muda warna ijau maseh takut ya kan trajun kebawah..paksa urg menjuluk..
udahnya tuaaa warna coklat..awu jgn nda galat..trajun kali ahh ya kebawah..walaupun tinggi..
wawawawa XD

kwangyzatkacak says:
one wawa laugh can make thousands of people to smile.
wawawawa
nahh senyum kamu wahh kann..

wawawawa XD

yours superkacakly,
i211
gangster for lifee.

The Tower Visits The Giant =D

2008-04-06T11:30:00.004+08:00

HI. k263 is back. I visited the Giant tadi this morning where i went with my -.- parents HAHAHAHA. Reached there at 9. It was still not yet open. Waited for a couple of minutes before the sound of the big metallic door opens could be heard. Went in and saw a shop selling feminine items. I thought for a second and looked down. Yeap! I am a boy so i moved on and passed several carts and then i saw the foodcourt. MAHAL is the only word i can describe. A car was placed nearby which was displayed to attract people. Then i went round the whole floor before advancing into the GIANT supermarket. It was huge and really good to play ' Hide and Seek ' Too bad the UICs wasnt there. If not, maybe we can play =D. HAHAHAHAHA . More people came and LOL mostly uncles and aunties lah. No pretty girls -.- boring-lah. Anyways, pictures follows:

The Main Entrance i Guess.

The very amazing food court=D

Reckless children

A station for you to timbang=D HAHAHAHA

Kentucky F**** Chicks LOLX

MAKANAN LAUT = FOOD SEA =D

Best ever shop

TVs.

What happen when i went home. FULL

After giant, i went to Tina's for a haircut in Muara. After that, went home and here i am blogging to entertain you.

Yours HAN somely ,

K263.Kwang

T1A

Maktab Sains

LOL

P.S i am not moving to UIC Rutipaun cause i am not dumping this blog =D

2008-04-05T17:24:00.002+08:00

some old joke from christopher's email..i found this one very funny..it made me laugh like this (wawawawawawa) for 211 hourss..fwuhh~wawawawawa XD

1)There were three men who were on a cruise ship that hit a rock and sank. The three guys survived by swimming to a nearby island that seemed empty. Unfortunately, it was inhabited by canibals who took the three men in to the village to eat.
In the village, the men pleaded for their lives, so the chief of the tribe came to them.The Chief told them to go in the jungle and collect 10 of any fruit, but all 10 have to be the same. And so the men ran into the jungle to collect their order.
The first man returned with 10 apples. The Chief said to shove all 10 up their butts in order to be set free, but if ANY expresion is made, they will be killed and eaten. The first man nervously began to put in one apple, but as he put in the second one, he squinched in pain. He then got killed and eaten.
The second man returned with 10 grapes, and the Chief told him the same rule. He agreed and began to put them up his pooper. 1..2...3...4..5..6..7..8..... As he was inserting the 9th grape, he suddenly burst out in laughter. He then got killed and eaten.
In heaven, the first man ran up to the second man and asked, 'Hey! You almost made it out alive! Why did you laugh?!'The second man replied, 'Because I saw the third guy come back with watermelons!'

wawawawawaXD

2)While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people.Bush asks how she knows if they’re intelligent.“I do so by asking them the right questions,” says the Queen. “Allow me to demonstrate.”
Bush watches as the Queen phones Tony Blair and says, “Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?”
Tony Blair responds, “It’s me, ma’am.”
“Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir,” says the Queen.
She hangs up and says, “Did you get that, Mr. Bush?”
Bush nods: “Yes ma’am. Thanks a lot. I’ll definitely be using that!”
Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he’d better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. Bush summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, “Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me.”
“Why, of course, sir. What’s on your mind?”
Bush poses the question: “Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”
Helms hems and haws and finally asks, “Can I think about it and get back to you?”Bush agrees, and Helms leaves.
He immediately calls a meeting of other senior Republican senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem.
“Now look here, son, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”
Powell answers immediately, “It’s me, of course.”
Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, “I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It’s Colin Powell!”
And Bush replies in disgust, “Wrong, you dumb shit, it’s Tony Blair!”

wawawawaa XD

yours kacakly,
i211,
gangster for lifee.

2008-04-05T16:54:00.004+08:00

ui jii kemari ko eh,
kemari sajaa..jgn banyak alasan,
kenapa ko nda buang tin atu dlm dustbin?
eh napaaan..salah kaa?haaa?
awuu salahh..nda jua jauh dustbin atu jii,
nda plang jauhh..ngaleh ku baa eeee,
lambang ku lahir andang malas2..lambang libraaa,
nda dpt dharap..pemalas banarr..heeeemm,

conclusion: ending stiap sentences(yg last2 nda ku ada idea lagi..haha),

ehsan bin haji ibrahim,
bangga ko san ada namamu?
wawawawawa XD

yours handsomely,
i211,
gangster for lifee.

-.-

2008-04-04T11:09:00.005+08:00

Hi. M back agen. Was busy these few days. Anyhow, this will be short post cause i am lazy=D. Yesterday in school, we were playing a ' Throw Wood' game on Gman. It was fun=D seeing him do his *tongue sticking out laugh* Yes Gman. Pictures follows:

Look at his new hairstyle; Gangster XD

Look at him sleeping =D. HAHAHAHA

Anyways, yesterday was a uber super high day=D. i want to make a joke but i dont know how=(

I am strong when i am round. I am weak when i am in other forms. Someone with strong biceps had came to me. What am i?

Ans: Moon -.- Strong biceps = Armstrong XD

AHAHAHHA. not funny and lastly,

PUNGGI you.

Yours handsomely,

k263

2008-04-02T17:41:00.003+08:00

soalan dari cajim 2 taun lapas (khas utk lelaki sahaja):

on an island, ada tinggal sekumpulan lelaki gayy..ramai2..brijapp..ganass...iatahh..ada tia jua sekumpulan lelaki handsome2 ngam kan landing/mengembara arah island atuu..p malangnyaa..lelaki2 gay tempatan island atu asal ada lelaki2 handsome dsana abis durg krajakan durg bunuh apaa..asal ada lelaki kacak2 durg bukutt..asal ada lelaki handsome durg ramas2..durg gay sampai matii..

ahh iatahh..f kamu sekalian pegi kesana apa kamu buat tu?krg durg ramas2 n gay kamu sampai mati..apatah kan kamu buat tuu?
apa?kan kamu krajakan durg balik sampai mati?
eh tunggu..napa kamu kan krajakan durg sampai mati?
konpidan kamu kan durg kan meng gay kamu?
durg meng gay urg2 handsome jua saja..
kamu handsome kan?
wawawawawawawa XD

nada cali!hahaha

yours entahhlyy,
i211
gansgter for lifee.

2008-04-01T21:33:00.002+08:00

aku ada cerita,
tadi ptg aku lepak2 sama uic dcafetria,
pasal klas chemistry cancelled so aku kesana,
entah mngapa aku cerita2,
aku kes buring kali tadi atu waa,

kali pertama,
entah lupaku aku cerita pasal apa,
nda semana2,
aku becerita tempias arah seluar criza,
criza mental den melap2 sluarnya,
gali yaa,
kami smua ketawa2,
hahaha XD

kali kedua,
kami omong2 kosong agen,
tyme atu aku paning brabis sampai kan pengsan,
skali durg ada bawa becerita2 lagii,
nda puas becerita ba durg ani,
ceritanya atu cali so kami ketawa2,
sekali aku labih2 menambahh2,
tempias tah ku lagi arah hidung c ehsan,
puuu~landing arah idung c ehsan,
c ehsan membari watir melap den nyuci idungnyaa,
kami ketawa2 lagi mcm urg gila,
wawawawa XD

baru ko tau sann,
tulah dunia nda kemana,
penyeluru ko lagi mcm ambuk sasat,
apatah rasanya aing liur ku ah?
wawawawa XD

gilaa ada rhyme yoo..btw blog ini akan kami dump nda lagi lamaa..kami kan buat blog uic..more people more fun..XD

yours kacakly,
i211
gangster for lifee.

My poklen post =)

2008-03-31T21:37:00.003+08:00

yohh..kwangg..layout ani mcm gay jua mcm nda juaa..p gay ehh..p biar tia bah ahh..kalau kamu ngomplen kamu mmbuatkann..urg brunei tah banar..mengomplen numbur satuu..mcm aku..ada rhyme yoo..huhuh..

p ahh iatah..cakap psl ani kann..napa urg brunei cmani ani kann..kamu tauu..urg brunei masane komplen2 pasal giant ahh..giant itulaa inilaa nda bagus laa apalaaa..nda seberapalaa..p herannya kamu aga juaa..atu yg mahal..ngomplen p diagaaa..sadang2 eyhh complen2 ani ehh..gila karangg..bangga tah bahh ada kadai bebuka dbrunei anii..krg kapih brunei kamu komplen juaa..nda ku pahammmm..n nda kan ku pandai pahammm..vattofakk banarr..wawawa

bahh aku kan cakap2 kusungg..cnajib tadi tinggalkan aku sorg2 dcanteen..aku sorang2 tadii..with all the winds blowingg..p hmm..rugged jua ahh..mcm artist blakun..wawawa..bah back to the topicc..jahat ko jib..vattofakk...ko patutnya dgni aku ba tu yg kn tdur atuu..u have to be my pillow..wawawa..ko tinggali ku sorg2..kana culik ku krg cmana..nangis ku tu ahh..ku bagitau mamaku kau jahat..mati kawann..vattofakk..den bek jua ada my basketball compatriot datang tadii..baik ckwang atuu..along with two guyss..satu ambuk laa..not guy..my badd..typing error..wawawa..cali san! XD kami atu kan main bball tadii..p mcm dynamic duo kann..takut nada urg brani..iatahh..dunk ku lagi membariwatir..paksa ku naik tangga lagi..wawawa cali2!

o yea btw..uic jersey baju babyblue ahh..babyblue for life yooo..kita amal kan GTL ktanii..Gangster Tapi Lembut..wawawawa..XD

bahh at least i updated itt..walaupun nda pentingg..ada jua kan kamu baca buang masaa..okayy till next tymm..nada joke arine..mati akal ku..haha..

aku poklen,
aku bangga,
aku melayuu,
utamakan bahasa melayuu,
jangan lupa tuu,
bahh

yours handsomelyy,
i211
gangster for life.

KwanG Rulezz.

2008-03-30T09:02:00.003+08:00

This blog need more publicity. Recommends help from readers to achieve it. Thank you=D anyways, i am still thinking what to blog. Lifes boring during the holidays. Besides futsal, the only thing i do is 'online'. Anyways, i found something interesting. The recent Zoom!Broadband product.

When i first saw this, i was like '' Woah''. Why in the hell in this world does anyone would give free laptops. It really did made me want to go for it. With such high internet surfing speed aid in transferring datas from comps to the world, zooom!!!!! everything would be as quick as errmm ( lightning is a bit exaggerating ) , how about camera flash XP. So i did made my move to know more about this product. I went to the ex-dome area and made inquiries about this product. Firstly, forget about the FREE laptop and modem. You are require to pay for it actually. With $45 * 48 mths ( 4 years exactly if you dont knw how to calculate ), you actually paid for the laptop and modem. Its similar to a hire purchase payment. Once you made a deal of 4 years, you are required to pay fully every month the amount. No termination is allowed. In the mean time, you are allowed a total 2Gb span and if you exceeds, you are required to pay $0.50/MB which means a song will cost you like $2 ++ dollars. But however, the maximum expense you can go for a month is like $99. After you reaches $99, you can download unlimited games , softwares and movies for free. In my opinion, the 4 year plan deal is much more worth it. Anyhow, that is up to you to decide=D. I am still considering it because E-speed had actually downgraded their rates to just $68 /mth. Pity Brunei dont have much competition or else, probably we would have high speed internet at a low price ( prolly $1/mth). Back to reality, E-speed had announced they will lower the rates again sometime during april or may. I had been a E-speed customer since 5 years ago and was actually quite satisfied excluding the laggy and inconsistent speed. Talking about speed, the Zoom! is seriously the bomb. Youtube is expected to play immediately without pause-ing. It can reach a download speed of around 300kb/second =/. WOW that means downloading a song is like 1 min unlike the usual 3-4 mins. Did you realise the speed of Zoom! is seven times faster than our old chap, E-speed xD. That really blew me off. However, it still have its own flaws. The modem is only compatible with the laptop and it means you have to surf only using their laptop. -.-)'' This problem can be solved if you buy a hard drive. Using the laptop for surfing and downloading, you can transfer the softwares and media files into your PC or otherwise, another laptop via the hard drive. Next, it is really hard to guarantee that the Zoom! is really consistent at its speed and can reach its maximum speed because subscribers would grow a lot in numbers. Ohyeah, not to forget, the Zoom! is not able to be switched on with another router and you have to stick to that modem and laptop forever=D. HAHAHA i hoped e-speed would really boost their speed up to 3.6mbps. I really did miss e-speed potential technicians instead of china-born ones nowadays introducing the stupiak HUAWEI. HAHAHAHA here i would stop. Any inquiries, Tag please. Really need support instead of being criticised as gays and stufff XP AHAHAHA jk jk

Your most-handsomely.

KwanG.k263 , live hard or die free.

PORKlanderrss

2008-03-30T04:57:00.006+08:00

bui buii..lawak lagi..lawak lagii

Pada suatu hari kann..seram ni yoo..baik dbayangkann..ada satu family anii cruising ba arah perkampungann..jalannya ani sampitt..n durg ani nda tantu arah tujuann..sunyii yoo..brabisslyy sunyii..siring2 ani pokok2 nii..berijapp yoo..banarr..ahh..iatahkann..sekalinyaa..durg ani cruising bahh..abis ni nda belampungg..lampung jalan raya pacah..ada yg tumbang..ada yg kana karat makai pemarang sama chainsaw..gila atu ganas urg kampung ahh..canibal banar..den lampung krita durg lagi ngam pajahh..malang ehh..udah pun seram..pastu nda g belampung..lampung dpn,lampung reverse,lampung brake..abis smua pajahh..hairann..kcian durgg..

ahh..skalinya..tiba2 ada krabau mlintass..skali dengan pintasnya durg elak yo dri kerabau atuu..
hairann~cmana bulih nda blampung apa maseh dpt durg elak krabau mlintas ani?cmana durg nampak?

--> pasal durg cruising di siang harii..iatah durg maseh dpt nampak walaupun nda belampungg..

wawawawawawawa XD

yours kacakly,
i211
gangsterr for lifeee.

2008-03-29T17:27:00.001+08:00

ada lagiii ada lagii...apa perbezaan aku dan sayaa?
bepikir kamu smua kan tym anii..
sayaa merujuk pada keseluruhan diri sndiriii..
*kamu ckp* aku?
ambukk...
wawawawawa XD

lawa kwang! lawa kwangg!
=D

yours macholy,
i211
gangster for life.

2008-03-29T11:03:00.000+08:00

ahh..lurus tu nya ckwang ahh..he will be blogging in english n aku both malay english..bilanguage..mwahahah..p mun payah ku kan translate..blogging melayu tah ku saja tu..huhuhu..

joke joke jokeee (ckwang ask me to post jokess)

banyak-banyak ayamm..ayam apa yg paling brani and survival?
-ay am legend~I am legend~
-I am legend baa yg will smith blakun..
-wawawawawa cali!cali! XD

yours handsomely,
i211

First Post

2008-03-29T08:34:00.000+08:00

Hello=D. I decided to create a new blog with Izzat, my basketball compatriot and dumped my old blog because lack of updates, well no updates from my other teammates. In this new blog, we will try to update as frequently as possible to keep you readers entertained. With Izzat's SUPERB sense of humour, i assure you all will have a great time LOL-ing XD. But however, i would be blogging in English and he would do so in Malay. Great way to improve my '' cawerr '' Malay. HAHAHA. This blog is created on March 28 2008 which Izzat asked me to create one at about 10 pm? It took me about 30 mins to complete the layouts and stuff. I think i would stop here since this is the first post.

Exciting ones should be coming.

KwanG.K263
GangSter Buizzz